I am ambidextrous- which in my case means equally clumsy with boith hands- but I’m especially clumsy with my left hand. Worst thing is swinging a hammer. You have to hold the nail with something, and subsequently my right thumbnail is mangled beyond it’s ever growing back normally again. Additionally, I once managed to get it caught in a curl coming off a drill, whcih ripped up the nailbed. Looks like I’ve been chewing on it since I was nine. Well, actually, I have- I was a nailbiter for like 40 years, and all of a sudden, one day, with zero warning, I stopped. For the life of me I still don’t know why.

Ah well, I was never going to be a hand model.