April 2012

A light dawns

Harvey talks about the first fatass, and it made a light go on.

If all women were Michelle Obama, I’d be so disinterested in women that sucking dick would seem like a good idea. This goes a long way toward explaining some things I did not previously understand.

An open letter

to the people who have initiated the Road Construction season in Chicago.

You are on notice. When you take the three routes to my daughters school and reduce them to one, and the one you leave is the one that runs through a severely dangerus neighborhood, you pissed me off enough. But this is the summer when the Daughter wil be driving herself. Don’t make me come for you. You won’t like it.

Once again my dear old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny

comes through with a winner.
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