the local Hooters has done away with the expected orange shorts and had the girls dressed in halloween costumes.

Some missed the point and came in wearing “Spiderman” costumes, or other pajama-looking stuff. The rest got the “Dress like hookers” thing down just right.

I tend to not be too impressed by half naked women, especially the ones with garish trampstamps, so I was underwhelmed. Today they’ll go back to normal, which also doesn’t impress me a lot. I just like the shrimp.

So here’s my contribution to the season, the Shaggs singing “It’s Haloween”. You might want to keep a firearm handy, you’re gonna wanna blow your head off after you hear this.