Tuesday, November 13th, 2012

If the Libertarian party didn’t already exist

The left would have to creat it.

They would feed it lies about how, if you’re”True to your principles” you can work hard and have a good constitutional republic and still be able to smoke dope and murder babies and have consequence free sex with who or whatever you like, because those religious people they’re fucking up this world with their morals and their rules, man! And the Libertardians would take their marching orders and go to the polls and see no real conservative ever got nominated and if nominated none ever got elected.

Wait…

From a co-worker:

“Where’s your coat?”
Me: “It’s keeping gay Og warm. Straight Og can walk 50 feet from his car to the office door without bundling up like an esquimeaux in 34 degree weather”

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