Tuesday, December 18th, 2012

Mickey mouse says it’s thirteen o’clock.

You’re welcome. Hope this keeps you from thinking about gun banning morons for 13 minutes.

WHILE YOU USE A CROWBAR TO REMOVE THIS SONG FROM YOUR HEAD.

While I was in the south last week

I had to go out to the car in the night to get my computer bag. A woman was in the parking lot freaking out because she was terrified bats were going to fly in her hair.

Last July 4th we were cleaning up the aftermath of home fireworks and a bat flew at my daughter and smacked her right in the forehead, then fell on the sidewalk. She was startled but not harmed or frightened. She minded me of it this morning as we were going to her school.

“Do you remember when that bat hit me in the forehead?”
“yes”
“I think it would be just like that if someone threw a mouse at you”
“have you been throwing mice around in the dissection room again?”
“maybe”

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

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