The bus is old, but it mostly still works. At first, the riders were almost all pretty decent, but eventually we got some “Special needs” kids. Then they brought other foam-helmet types with them. Soon, pretty much the whole bus was riddled with window-lickers. Now, we have a driver who is a window licker, and the only decent people on the bus are the ones who have the credit card, who have been attached to their seats with the sticky bodily fluids of the Bus-tards. The paying passengers are forced to wipe the asses of the bus-tards who persist in shittng everywhere, and nobody is safe from their ignorance.

In other news, CT is proposing a 50% sales tax on ammo. This smacks of Rahm ‘Never let a crisis go to waste” Emanuel.