Thursday, February 28th, 2013

It was twenty years ago today,

Janet Reno taught the Feds to play
They’ve been going in to steal your rights
And they’re guaranteed to start some fights.
So may I introduce to you
The act you’ve known for all these years,
Janet Reno’s New Improved G-man.
We’re Janet Reno’s New Improved G-man,
We hope you will submit to us,
We’re Janet Reno’s New Improved G-man,
if not we’ll put you on the bus!.
Janet Reno’s New, that’s Janet Reno’s New, that’s
Janet Reno’s New Improved G-man.
It’s wonderful to be here,
It’s certainly a thrill.
You’re such a lovely bunch of sheep,
you’d better never make a peep,
you’d better shut your yap.
I don’t really want to stop the show,
But I thought that you might like to know,
Janet Reno’s going to sing a song,
And commands you all to sing along.
So let me introduce to you
The one and only prick with ears
And Janet Reno’s New Improved G-man.

Prick… with…… earrrrrrssssss!

What would you think if I blew up your home,
Would you shoot back at my G-man band?.
I have the power to burn down your home,
Just because I think you’re out of hand.
I start fires with a little help from my fiends,
I burn tires with a little help from my fiends,
Kids will fry with a little help from my fiends.
What do I do when slick willy is away.
(Does it worry you to be alone)
How do I feel by the end of the day
(Are you sad because you’re on your own)
No I get by with a little help from my fiends,
Do you need anybody,
I need somebody to kill.
Could it be anybody
I have the power, and I have the will.
Would you believe I can do what I want,
Yes I kill without a thought to who.
What do you see when you knock out their lights,
I see someone who looks a lot like you.
Oh I get by with a little help from my fiends,
Do you need anybody,
I just need somebody to kill,
Could it be anybody,
I just want someone to kill.
I get by with a little help from my fiends,
Yes I get by with a little help from my fiends,
With a little help from my fiends.

Clearly- the Davidians were whackjobs who had no more business being in charge of children than the man in the moon, but if that’s illegal, there are a powerful bunch of lawbreakers out there. Reno and her ilk- like most Democrats- are distilled evil, for whom no pain can ever be enough to act as recompense for the lives she took.

Hat tip Mr B, whose title inspired the satire.

brown shoes

is what Pope Emeritus is wearing right now, if hes not already in bed. he shouldered a huge burden. I know it had to be a relief to take those shoes off.

Next project.

I am pleased as punch with the LeFever, which has given me incentive to start work on my Hopkins & Allen 922. I have always wanted a falling block. and this is a nice, light one. I think it will be a good deal of fun to shoot, and I have some really nice wood- a piece of Grenadilla from south America, heavy and dense. Should have some pictures by the weekend.

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