Janet Reno taught the Feds to play
They’ve been going in to steal your rights
And they’re guaranteed to start some fights.
So may I introduce to you
The act you’ve known for all these years,
Janet Reno’s New Improved G-man.
We’re Janet Reno’s New Improved G-man,
We hope you will submit to us,
We’re Janet Reno’s New Improved G-man,
if not we’ll put you on the bus!.
Janet Reno’s New, that’s Janet Reno’s New, that’s
Janet Reno’s New Improved G-man.
It’s wonderful to be here,
It’s certainly a thrill.
You’re such a lovely bunch of sheep,
you’d better never make a peep,
you’d better shut your yap.
I don’t really want to stop the show,
But I thought that you might like to know,
Janet Reno’s going to sing a song,
And commands you all to sing along.
So let me introduce to you
The one and only prick with ears
And Janet Reno’s New Improved G-man.

Prick… with…… earrrrrrssssss!

What would you think if I blew up your home,
Would you shoot back at my G-man band?.
I have the power to burn down your home,
Just because I think you’re out of hand.
I start fires with a little help from my fiends,
I burn tires with a little help from my fiends,
Kids will fry with a little help from my fiends.
What do I do when slick willy is away.
(Does it worry you to be alone)
How do I feel by the end of the day
(Are you sad because you’re on your own)
No I get by with a little help from my fiends,
Do you need anybody,
I need somebody to kill.
Could it be anybody
I have the power, and I have the will.
Would you believe I can do what I want,
Yes I kill without a thought to who.
What do you see when you knock out their lights,
I see someone who looks a lot like you.
Oh I get by with a little help from my fiends,
Do you need anybody,
I just need somebody to kill,
Could it be anybody,
I just want someone to kill.
I get by with a little help from my fiends,
Yes I get by with a little help from my fiends,
With a little help from my fiends.

Clearly- the Davidians were whackjobs who had no more business being in charge of children than the man in the moon, but if that’s illegal, there are a powerful bunch of lawbreakers out there. Reno and her ilk- like most Democrats- are distilled evil, for whom no pain can ever be enough to act as recompense for the lives she took.

Hat tip Mr B, whose title inspired the satire.