March 2013

Nicole Mitchell

Has apparently been fired for being a member of the reserves. The case has yet to go to court, but the Weather Channel dumped her like a hot potato when it found it couldn’t coerce her into leaving the reserves.

None of this comes as much of a surprise to me, she had several things against her from the start: She is apparently extraordinarily well educated, she loves her work and has a serious interest in it- she’s Captain Major on one of those planes they deliberately fly into hurricanes, so by most accounts, that would give her balls bigger than the whole staff at NBC and it’s subsidiary, the Weather Channel.

I would not be surprised if it comes out that she didn’t drink an adequate amount of Gloebull Warmening kool-ade. Anyway, she’s suing TWC, and I hope that she wins, and I hope that the settlement (After paying out her contract) goes right to the military programs that the eunuchs at NBC despise so much.

Surfing Safari

Let’s see what kind of strange creatures are on the windswept plains of Craigslist:

Butt licker – w4m – 21
I want someone who will poop for me
If you are willing to do that, then feel free to reply to this ad..
You can’t be afraid of shit
I like to lick ass a lot too ..so please have a nice ass
I’m not mobile so I’d have to be picked up
Free mostly mornings and afternoons
I you are interested reply :)
I am a girl im not sub either
I CAN NOT HOST
Not interested in normal sex..looking for guys into scat only

Well!

And then there’s

Need a tongue bath? – m4m – 48
Masculine, furry guy, 5’8″, 175 attractive, is looking to give a long, tongue bath to a ripe, unshowered man. I’m totally discreet. Hit me up, if interested.

By contrast, this guy just seems normal.

Any Women LIke Their Sex Messy? – m4w – 35
35yr old SWM in bucktown with a bit of a kink. Looking for a girl who would love to hang out, have a few drinks and get down to some messy fun.

Throw down some plastic and towels and break out the baby oil, lotions..you name it. let’s get slippery.

Tall, slim and easy on the eyes. Email me!

A question for Athiests

And this is not meant to be smartassed so I will delete any smartassed answer.

If you’re unwilling to accept that there is awareness behind the creation of the Universe, why is it that you can easily accept that all this shit showed up by itself, unbidden?

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