A test
This is a small test of your ability to reason. Democrats will be offended so you might want to leave the room.
If you believe Islam is a religion of peace, you a: have not done your homework, or b: are a fool, and should not vote in any election.
If you believe that the Government can help anyone, you are a fool. Period.
If you believe that Bush “Stole” an election- any election, you are patently a fool.
If you believe that any problem can be solved by mediation when either of the parties are intent on killing the other, you are a fool.
If you believe in open borders you are patently a fool.
If you think anyone named “clinton” has any business operating anything more complex than a hot dog stand, you could not be more a fool if you were wearing a floppy hat with bells.
If you believe that we need to “Get out of Iraq” you are patently a fool, and have no business driving a motor vehicle.
If you believe that voting for a candidate because of his/her stand on gun control/abortion, some other single issue is a good idea, you are patently a fool and probably have difficulties walking upright.
If you think that turning up the radio in your car to make it stop making that noise actually “fixes” the car, you are such a fool that you might want to stop reading, the strain on your cerebral cortex from reading ths far might nearly be fatal.
If you think that there are multiple definitions of the word “is” you are patently a fool.
These are just a few ways in which you might be an utter fool. Put others in comments.
What, me? Yeah, I’m a fool. But not for the reasons above.
I guess I’m a fool in reverse. I will NEVER vote for John McCain to be anything but a rifle target solely on the basis of his stance(s) on the Bill of Rights.
Apparently he and I agree on a lot else, but that one thing is kinda a deal breaker for me.
M
Fred may be getting off to a slow and painful start, but he’s the only one worth voting for, in my opinion. The man just says the right things.
Mark: You don’t vote or not vote on that single issue, though. You have plenty other reasons, that’s just the dealbreaker.
Wow, I was right there with you until the “turn up the radio” part.
I am in shame.
Hey, I didn’t say we weren’t all fools, just that these are some of the definitions. There are others. Many of which apply to me.
Right on, bro’!
Damn, I work with a LOT of fools.
I’m convinced it’s some kind of “test”.
If you believe that in the beginning there was nothing, it exploded and thus, the universe became reality does that count?
How about if you think a “temporary tax” is really ever going to go away?
What about getting a “free” anything other then bad advice or hard times?
I guess I’m a fool though, because I was told a fool and his money are soon parted and I don’t even get to say hello to mine anymore in passing thanks to the “electronic debit” setup.
But Big Brother LOVES you!
heh
nicely done simeron
How about said candidate is on the wrong side of gun control *and* abortion, and has a governing record that makes him frankly a little hard to distinguish from the front runner of the other party?