Sometimes
I don’t understand what the holiday crap is all about. I have never seen a more discontented foul-mood bunch of nimrods than in a shopping mall.
It’s fun to be nice to them and watch their reactions. I sang carols- just under my breath- all day long, people next to me in store lines looked…. and sometimes smiled. SOmetimes they shook their heads as if I were insane. WHich showed good judgement on their part.
Still. I have a lot of friends in dire straits. A lot of people who have actual problems. I have some things going on in my life but nothing the careful application of cash (or credit) cannot resolve. And, thankfully, I have the cash- and credit.
I’m the luckiest sonofabitch alive, and I ain’t afraid to say it. I could have real trouble, and I don’t. You know what’s REALLY miraculous- at the time of year when I’m usually packing on an extra twelve, thirty pounds, I’m not gaining a pound- though I’m constantly surrounded by wonderful things. Which I sample with glee. “Sampling” being the operative term.

Wendy had a job interview at the mall the other evening, so I decided to hang out at the mall to wait, rather than just drop her off or wait in the car.
I always went to malls to get into the festive Christmas spirit. I LIKE the hustle/bustle of Christmas, the Christmas decorations, etc. I seldom buy anything at a mall, so I go for all the reasons people hate them (the crowds is the thing I love the most).
But man, I was diappointed.
They had no Santa! The decorations were sparse.
How can a mall not have a Santa? That’s the MAGIC of Christmas and without it, it’s just a buy event. You can’t have Christmas without wishes! The best part of going to a mall at Christmas is to stand and watch the little tykes, all in their festive Christmas picture clothing, and seeing their reactions to meeting Santa, and talking to him (or crying and being scared out of their wits). That’s one of my favorite things to do !
After a half an hour I just sat in a chair and waited for her…
But I showered her with Christmas songs (much to her horror) all the way home. I’m not going to let a mall or other people being poopy erode MY Christmas cheer.
And the best way to torture a child is to sing “The Twelve Days of Christmas” when you can’t remember the words.
FIVE GOLLLLLLLLDENNNNN RINNNNNNNGS!
HAHA! Nice. Stay broke- otherwise, the kids will expect you to pay for their expensive therapy.
Sample away!
Wishing you, the Ogwife and Oglet a very Merry Christmas Og.
Merry Christmas to all!
Merry ho ho’s to the Ogfamily.Wishing you a wonderful holiday and a great new year filled with love, peace and prosperity.
swmbo