Kelly crash tests her car
and Dick buys the McNuggets.
I get a remarkably calm call tonight from Dick, telling me that Kelly has been in an accident.
OK< he was calm because he'd apparently already gotten kelly fixed up, pinned back together, and then beaten the offending party to a bloody pulp with a live eel, so it had taken a lot of the fight out of him by the time he called- but damn! Good news is, she's OK and has been ably patched up, with a broken, pinned arm and lots of bruises and scratches to show for her ordeal- but damn, indeed. Keep her in your thoughts and prayers or I will send you pictures of myself naked with a guy in his underwear licking my nipples. Again. Pics to follow as soon as Dick sends them. Apparently the car sacrificed itself, good for it. Just so glad she's OK.
I don’t guess I know Kelly, but if she’s a friend of yours and Dick’s, I’m real glad she’ll be ok.
Cars are a lot more sacrificial than they used to be, but then, cars are a lot easier to replace than people are.
Glad Kelly’s ok.
Glad to hear Kelly will be alright. She is the only thing keeping Dick from destroying large portions of the Southwest. Prayers on the way.
Very glad to hear she’s OK. Sending good thoughts.
dick & kelly, yikes. so glad you are ok. i have family in the bone business, so get in touch if you need any help. get well soon.