I just realized, in about seventy two hours, the mutation period of this cold I have, I will land in PARIS. having contaminated every single person on board the plane. I am about to give the French a head cold.

To all the decent citizens of France: I am truly sorry. I hope your suffering is short and your illness does not linger.

To all the cheese eating surrender monkeys, and Muslims, DIE WALLOWING IN YOUR OWN FILTH, YOU SLIMY BASTARDS!!!