Wasabi peas
not good shower fart fodder. Way bad, in fact. My shower enclosure is now wood, where it was once plastic. The fart changed the physical nature of space for a six foot radius. Later, outside the shower, nearly as bad.
Ogwife:”You’d better go change your shorts”
me: “They’ve been changed, trust me”

Not that it’s any of my business, but does the Ogwife actually pick up the laundry with her hands?
She has one of these:
http://www.militarypictures.info/d/766-3/bomb-disposal.jpg