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Saturday 03 Jan 2009

Dick hair

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5 Responses to “Dick hair”

1. on 03 Jan 2009 at 2:27 pm   mts
   
   

   And why do they now have the center of it in the back cut high, to show off more neck? My cousin has had that for a couple of years now. I’ve yet to ask her wtf. But I also have a cousin who has a d.a. haircut, with full pompador in front. Think of silvio (Steve van Zandt) on the Sopranos.

   My only hair faux pas was shaving it off. It brought every head rubber out of the woodwork. I grew stubble back. It was that, or go to jail for breaking someone’s fingers backwards. It made them stop, though I find my crew cut quite fun to rub.

   Now I see guys rubbing bald heads all over the place, something I never noticed before, like “the wave” from other bikers when I first bought a motorcycle. I have no desire to rub some guy’s bald head, or be o.k. with it. I. just. don’t. get. it.

2. on 03 Jan 2009 at 4:21 pm   Nathan
   
   

   Rub my balding head at your peril.

3. on 03 Jan 2009 at 5:24 pm   Gerry N.
   
   

   I think it’s because dickheads naturally gravitate to dick hair. I’ve pissed off some sales people and waiters by asking for someone with a bit more self respect than to mark themselves with page boy/helmet hair dos, piercings (and some offensive tats) to wait on me. Never had a manager or owner give me any trouble over it though.

   There is just something unsettling about an otherwise inoffensive person whose arms and neck are covered with black, blue, green and red stains handling my food. What in hell are these morons thinking? Are all the carwash jobs taken?

4. on 03 Jan 2009 at 10:53 pm   dick
   
   

   Wait?!!! I’m a Dick!

5. on 03 Jan 2009 at 11:44 pm   Og
   
   

   But Dick, you’re OUR dick!

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