Keller’s Drive-In
Went to Keller’s tonight for burgers and a cold beer. (If you live in D/FW and haven’t been yet, shame on you) It was a typical Saturday night there. ’56 Vettes, ’48 Fords, and a sweet little green Shelby Cobra was parked next to Kelly’s Honda while we ate burgers and tots.
The best part? Keller’s is one of those dumps that attracts every form of life known to man. Mexican, and poor black gang-bangers, real scooter trash, Asian mob wannabees, and white chicks without a single tooth in their heads. This place is in one of the seedier parts of Dallas, but we had a blast checking out the rides and people, and even felt safe the entire time.
Was it because I was packin’ my .40 cal.? Nope, I wasn’t packing a damn thing. It’s because at Keller’s, everybody else is packing heat and nobody here is stupid enough to start a gunfight.
Later.
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I didn’t know you were local to the Dallas area. Drop me a note if you want to go to the range sometime.
Shit, I bet you hang out with the guys at Texican Tattler on occasion, don’t you?
A balance of power. I’ve read that Yemen is also considered a VERY polite place too.
I haven’t met the Tattler yet, but I have met a few more bloggers from DFW.
Damn, guys, get a room.
Actually, I’m just jealous. USC never invited ME to the range.
I was about to ask where it was, until you said “Dallas”.
I generally try to stay west of 360.
Aaron, the Keller’s that Kelly and I frequent is at the corner of NW Hwy @ Abrams. The original is on Harry Hines around Walnut Hill.
If you’ve been drinking, the deliciously greasy burgers and fries well salted from Keller’s are just the things to line you system with before you hit the sack. You’ll hurt but you’ll be less likely to be talking to the thunder mug.
Damn… How many readers of Neanderpundit live in DFW? We’re gonna have to get together.
Yeah, you really need to have a Piolin sticker or 5 on your raggedy F150 with the weed trimmers in the back to stop at the Keller’s on Harry Hines. NW Hwy is a relatively better location, although the heaviest armament at the HH location is a .25 Raven in a back pocket.
Last time I was at the NW Hwy location, a guy in a GT40 was talking to a guy in a new Aston. Surreal.
Regards,
Rabbit.