it’s just occured to me
That the Moon is a Lucas lighting product.
Think about it. it’s only full on for a very short period each month, the rest of the time it’s only a fraction of it’s peak brightness, and sometimes it’s only visible during the day.
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Winner.
Yep.
That’s a long damn way to go to work on lousy wiring.
Tell me about it.
At least Lucas, didn’t coin the term “feature enhanced”. Didn’t Lucas also use aluminum vice copper in their “wiring”?
Lucas: “Prince of Darkness”
Lucas’s choice for wiring insulation has always been cotton with chewing gum melted into it.
“Prince of Darkness” electrical products.”
“Could you imagine trying to sell a Lucas refrigerator.”
“The british drink warm beer because Lucas makes refrigerators”
And britsh bikes brought here have promptly replaced the lighting circuits, since lucas as killed more bikers than wars have….I’ve been on a brit bike when the lights went out, only took 2 days of scrubbing to clean myself up!
I still have nightmares. I got so tired of towing my buddy’s Triumph Bonneville 650 home (and he was sick of being pulled home by a Kawasaki triple) that I rebuilt the entire electrical system in one mad, six hour, beer and chemical drenched frenzy.
Ran sweet, evermore.