Your Top Ten, All-time favorite movies.

Here’s mine (which changes daily and is not in any particular order) to start it out.

1. The Longest Day (1962)

Could ya have packed more starpower into one film? I don’t think so.

2. Idiocracy (2006)

It’s coming, and a hell of a lot sooner than you think.

3. Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence (1983)

David Bowie as a POW who plays the ultimate mind games.

4. Band Of Brothers (2001)

So what if it had ten separate intermissions. It’s as close as most folks will ever get without pissing their pants.

5. Grindhouse (2007)

Absolutely and totally ridiculous, but where else are ya gonna find zombies, and a chick with a M203 hooked up to her stump?

6. Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)

Bruce Campbell and Ossie Davis, as Elvis and Pres. Nixon Kennedy fighting off a 2000 year old Mummy in an East Texas nursing home.

“I was dreamin’. Dreamin’ my dick was out and I was checkin’ to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin’ off. Or I’d like to think that’s what I’d do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was, I hadn’t had a hard-on in years.”

Seriously, what else could you ever need?

7. Pretty Peaches (1978)

I had to add this one. Why? Because Kelly needs an answer as to why my brainpan is so fucked up.

8. Blazing Saddles (1974)

Because the politically correct pussies in our world today couldn’t even begin to craft a movie as fucking funny as this one.

9. Open Range (2003)

Just because this world we live in has too many fences plus, it had one hell of a gunfight.

10. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. (1969)

Even deceased, Paul Newman is still way cooler than I’ll ever be.

List yours out in the comments or on your own page.