but thanks for whoever sent it.

Shit my dad says. A guy who tweets shit his dad says. I don’t know who the guys is, bu i like his dad fine.

Some samples.

“Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later that it’s because it fucked you.”

“It’s just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?”

I want to meet this guy.

UPDATE: it was Dennis Ranch where I saw this. And now the appropriate obeisance has been observed.