Dreampt last night of being molested by a recently incarcerated Geena Davis. Always been a fan of Ms Davis, so the idea of being her first episode after a long dry spell was most enjoyable. At one point we were on a small sailboat, and the …. activity was such that the water around the boat looked like a giant denture cleaner, and a japanese consortium hired us to go around the world using our special talents to clean reefs contaminated by oil spills.

On waking and taking the dog out for his morning pee, I witnessed a biker gang composed of achondroplastic dwarves.

If I was going to have two freaky unlikely things in one morning, and one was going to be true, I’d rather have had the Geena Davis one.