Partner:(To driver ahead of us, stopped for no apparent reason) “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? YOU DON’T HAVE TO COME TO A COMPLETE STOP TO TURN RIGHT!”
Me: “I suspect, wasting perfectly good air”

Partner: “I don’t think they’re SMART ENOUGH TO USE AIR.”

me:”Oh, sweet Jesus- you mean there are ANAEROBIC MORONS??? we’re SO FUCKED!!”