Look, you’ve been holding up traffic for an half hour now, driving 50 in the fast lane on the expressway whilst trowelling on makeup.

it ain’t helping. You still look like a monkey. Look, if you want to molest a teenaged boy, the porsche will probably be adequate bait. Stiffler’s mom you will never be, and if you’re looking to play with the wobbly bits of the barely postpubescent you’ll find that some will be willing no matter what you look like.

And get the fuck off the highway.