Just because I’m a sharing kind of a guy, and i hate to waste the conversation that caused tin soldiers and space aliens to erupt spontaneously from Midwest Chick’s nose, here’s a new phrase you’ll be needing soon:

Underwear (specifically, mens underwear) that has elastic so loose and sloppy that you can pull it up over your shoulders is called “Bib Underwear” and is considered an accepable garment of swimwear in a private pool.

UPDATE: This isn’t the real article, but it gives you the flavor of the thing.