Here’s the thing. I have yet to hear any credible evidence that Herman Cain has done anything out of the ordinary, or any proof that any of his accusers have that he did anything at all.

So:

I am Herman Cain’s Victim. Herman Cain touched me, (Your name here) in an inappropriate manner. This accusation is as credible as are any of the current accusations, and I am as credible as any of the accusers.

Pass this along and tell everyone you know. Maybe if we make the signal to noise ratio high enough these idiots accusing him will either come forward with proof, or disappear back to obscurity where they belong. Make this a joke that even the libtards at Comedy Central can’t resist. Most importantly, Herman can then win or lose based on what he says and does, rather than what a bunch of flaky bimbos say about him. Who is with me?