“I don’t think I’ll get hypothermia with a fifteen-second exposure to forty-five degrees.”
on 13 Nov 2012 at 7:39 pm Thomas F
The many different order takers at the local Golden Arches always make me laugh when they pull their coats up tight preparing to hand me my order, as if they were opening a valve to a frozen layer of hell itself….
I always try to keep them at the window a little while longer than I have to, asking for an extra salt packet or a couple of napkins…..
I’ve yet to fire up the furnace (though I have a space heater keeping the chill off in the bedroom), and only wear a jacket when it rains or is windy. Everyone else around me has long since fired up the heat and bundled like Kenny on South Park.
They’re always sick. I’ve been well. I think I found the reason.
You should see them down here in Houston. It’s quite hilarious. Scarves, gloves, boots, and it was a high of 62 degrees today…and sunny. I think when their skin is dry they mistakenly believe it means they are cold. Brrrr.
on 13 Nov 2012 at 10:54 pm og
lol. I know how it is, but it still funny as hell to see the nutballs bundled up. Great to hear from you again Jerry. I still lust after your hog.
on 14 Nov 2012 at 9:51 am TwoDogs
When I was a kid in Alaska I’d haul trash half a block to the dumpster in shirtsleeves when we had a ten degree F warm spell.