I hate airports. I also used to drive an airport shuttle. My perveted pleasure was to hit the “LOCK” button on the open doors of stretch limos blocking the way on the departure concourse then closing them, usually with the engine running. Thus making life exceedingly inconvenient for the self-entitled drivers of said limos. After 9-11 those limos would be nearly immediately towed, engines still running, to an impound lot.
on 16 Jan 2013 at 6:42 pm Bad Science
That’s a shame, too. Back in the ’80s and ’90s, it really wasn’t that bad. At least flying with the Army.
on 16 Jan 2013 at 6:55 pm Og
Still like watching the girls bend over and take off their boots.