Cottage Industry:
Bubba’s mobile duct tape brazilian salon.
Srsly: low overhead, you drive around an old Winnebago with a barcalounger screwed to the floor, a liberal supply of tape and alcohol, and some clean softwood sticks.
“Here, take a good snort of old kessler and bite down on this, and youll be fine in just a second”. Cant be any worse than waxing.
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A few years ago there was a move in my not-so-great state of NJ to ban Brazilian waxing. Seems some places were less-than sterile and people were getting infections. Don’t know what ever happened with it.
Never saw the attractions personally……
Well, depends on if your the waxer or the waxee.
Eh. I always preferred to run thru the jungle.
Tickles my nose. And sometimes gets caught in my beard, requiring the intervention of scissors.
I, too, prefer hair to bare.
At the risk of turning this from merely obscene to horrifying: A guy I knew years ago once picked up a girl in a bar. She had her pubes braided, which he found, shall we say, interesting. Until he found that HIS hair got caught in her braid on every up-stroke. He described it as going oh-ouch-oh-ouch-oh-ouch…..
Thass what I’m talking about. Like getting your braces caught.
And Nathan, it don’t need to be “Bare”. A Brazilian (Or what the Brazilians call a “Hitler” still leaves a landing strip. I just can’t get down with sasquatch, is all.
“Messin’ with Sasquatch”.
Great, now I’m going to have that euphemism running through my head for the next week, reborn every time I see that commercial.
Well, it had alliteration :)
If the landing strip has VASI lights, go around.