The snaik is a low-laying crittur who is all haid and tale but no inbetwixts. Mostly they lais in the dirt but kan somewhise be found in trees. Snaix in trees is oftener found in South Afrikar, and when they is there, they is called by the bore name “Boomslang”

When they is found in the US of A, they is called “Books, Bikes, and Boomslangs” and is most usually of the korn snaik variety, but sometimes can be the battery cable of a 73 Pinto.

With apologies- and great respect- to the old master of the language as spoke by muricans, Henry Wheeler Shaw.