Got a black magic marker
Got a black magic marker

I got a black magic marker
Tagging each wall I can see
Yes it’s a black magic marker
and it’s good at making punk graffiti.

Draw a mustache on this one
Draw a goatee on that one

Yes I’ll draw a goatee on that one
Make Miley look like her old man
I’ll draw a goatee on that poster
deface property just because I can

Take the cap off it baby
Take the cap off it baby

Yes, I’ll take the cap off it baby
And write dirty words in the stall
I Like sniffing ink
as I scribble doggerel upon the wall.

now if I could just get Carlos to play while I sing I can make a fortune.

Mostly, getting people to pay me to shut up.

Aw, crap, it’s been done. nevermind