it isnt bad enough
That my bowels have taken over from my bladder as alarm clock. Or that the hour they choose is 2 am no matter what i eat or when. Why is it i can only go BACK to sleep when i hear the wifes alarm go?
Friday 27 Feb 2015
Those are some of the not-so-sweet mysteries of life, my friend.
Sounds like a crappy way to be awakened in the middle of the night. Although I guess it would be worse (especially for your wife) NOT to be awakened by it…..
According to this joke, it doesn’t get better. Three men sit in the nursing home arguing over which age is worst. One says, “60 is worst; I get up to pee and am lucky to get a dribble.” The next says, “70 is worst; I get up to poo and can barely produce a nugget.” The third says, “80 is the worst; at 7 a.m. I pee as freely as a racehorse, at 8 I make a poo that totally cleans me out.” The other two ask, then what’s so bad about 80? “I don’t wake up until 9!” Hey, at least you still wake up before you go…
One of life’s minor mysteries.