Mcdonalds here makes some spectacular java. Beats the blazes out of the hortons tar.

Mcdonalds here cant put whipped cream on the frappes. Hortons does but its like the filling in a twinkie rather than regular whipped cream.

Walmartians here are like walmartians everywhere, only with an accent.

Today has been hotter than the hubs of hell but i swam a lot so i stayed cool. Lake Huron is colder than a welldiggers ass but warm close inshore. Less gook in the wrackline too, mostly driftwood and leaves with only the occasional tangle of fishline and tampon inserter.