{"id":1002,"date":"2006-08-29T21:17:18","date_gmt":"2006-08-30T02:17:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=1002"},"modified":"2006-08-29T21:17:18","modified_gmt":"2006-08-30T02:17:18","slug":"ok-fruit-of-the-loom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1002","title":{"rendered":"OK, fruit of the loom."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have been faithful to the brand now for forty years. I am now officially sick to death of them.<\/p>\n<p>Every morning, when I pull on a new set of drawers, perhaps a bit too anal retentive in making sure they are on right side out, and always putting my left foot in first, I hope that I&#8217;ll be able to make it through the day without fighting, and I never do.<\/p>\n<p>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING? PUT THE GODDAMNED FLY IN THE SAME PLACE TWO TIMES IN A ROW, HUH?  Everyt time I go digging for Roscoe, the goddamned fly has moved from one spot to another, making it a fishing expedition to find the flap. IF I HAD TIME TO DO THAT I WOULDN&#8217;T BE HERE.  When I am standing in front of the urinal, it&#8217;s because I have to PISS. <\/p>\n<p>Jesus. If I get down to fighting weight again soon, I&#8217;m gonna start freeballing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been faithful to the brand now for forty years. I am now officially sick to death of them. Every morning, when I pull on a new set of drawers, perhaps a bit too anal retentive in making sure they are on right side out, and always putting my left foot in first, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}