{"id":1003,"date":"2006-08-30T20:14:24","date_gmt":"2006-08-31T01:14:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=1003"},"modified":"2006-08-30T20:14:24","modified_gmt":"2006-08-31T01:14:24","slug":"its-as-easy-as-one-two-five-three","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1003","title":{"rendered":"It’s as easy as one two- five- three."},"content":{"rendered":"

I have a personal fifth\/third bank account, that I use for ammo\/beer\/whatever. Keeps the personal and family expenses separate.<\/p>\n

I specifically got the fifth third card because it’s a mastercard I can use online, etc., which is exactly what I did last week- I used it to buy my first pair of fall deer licenses.<\/p>\n

Now, I specifically didn’t want “overdraft” protection because I specifically didn’t want to have a “credit” card- I hate them, and they only cause me trouble. So I said “What if there’s no money in the account when I try to use the card?” “It’s refused” which was exactly what I wanted. So when I charged the licenses, I figured, wow, there’s still some money in the account!” So I figured just to be safe, I’d transfer some cash from my ING account. <\/p>\n

And then I get a courtesy call from the bank. “You have three overdrafts” totalling $99. WHAT? So I call, explain the situation to the bank manager, who very nicely said ‘You’re fucked! Have a nice day!”<\/p>\n

Jesus. Out a hundred bucks because they don’t do what they say they will. Oh, they will? “If you tried to get money out of the account at an ATM it would have stopped you” But they let you use the card willy nilly. Fuck fifth third, and the horse they galloped in on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have a personal fifth\/third bank account, that I use for ammo\/beer\/whatever. Keeps the personal and family expenses separate. I specifically got the fifth third card because it’s a mastercard I can use online, etc., which is exactly what I did last week- I used it to buy my first pair of fall deer licenses. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1003"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}