{"id":1025,"date":"2006-09-18T22:27:39","date_gmt":"2006-09-19T03:27:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=1025"},"modified":"2006-09-18T22:27:39","modified_gmt":"2006-09-19T03:27:39","slug":"welcome-to-kroger-can-i-help-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1025","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to Kroger, can I help you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday EVENING, after a nice meal at Benihana (Ogwife and I both love teppan cooking) we thought &#8220;the only thing we need now, is a little container of flavored creamer, to take back to the room and have with coffee we made in the in-room coffeemaker&#8221;. So we went on an epic journey that included driving through the big D, in a time when you don&#8217;t want to BE in downtown detroit. So we drove around for two hours, and finally ended up at a Kroger, and as we were finishing up, the single gayest human being on earth checked us out. <\/p>\n<p>now, I have some pretty sensitive gaydar, and have rarely been wrong- but this guy would have set off my Mom&#8217;s Gaydar, and we had had thanksgiving dinner with my cousin and her girlfriend several times before mom &#8220;got it&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway. The Ogwife said &#8220;Now that&#8217;s gay turned up to 12&#8221;. THe guy was incredibly nice, even went so far as to borrow a &#8220;Kroger card&#8221; from another customer to save us 52 cents on our purchase, polite, pleseant, and efficient. And gayer than a forest filled with treeloads of monkeys. God keep him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday EVENING, after a nice meal at Benihana (Ogwife and I both love teppan cooking) we thought &#8220;the only thing we need now, is a little container of flavored creamer, to take back to the room and have with coffee we made in the in-room coffeemaker&#8221;. So we went on an epic journey that included [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}