{"id":1071,"date":"2006-10-17T18:39:49","date_gmt":"2006-10-17T23:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1071"},"modified":"2006-10-17T18:41:13","modified_gmt":"2006-10-17T23:41:13","slug":"heat-and-humidity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1071","title":{"rendered":"Heat and Humidity."},"content":{"rendered":"

Having spent some time in Dallas monday and tuesday, I am reminded what heat and humidity will do for you, when you’re a big fat bastard.<\/p>\n

Now, i sweat. A lot. I figure I have thre to five times as many sweat glands as the next person, based on skin acreage alone, but the worst is the sweaty balzac<\/a>. I tend to get most moist in the nether regions, and as all big guys will tell you, it’s time for the Gold Bond.<\/p>\n

Gold Bond medicated powder is packed with menthol, and when you put it on, no matter how dry you are, it’s a fine burn to the balls. And again every time you sweat. It’s like a never ending supply of cocaine for your boys, and boy, do it make you feel and smell better after a long, hot day.<\/p>\n

Only trouble is, being what it is, it tends to clog pores. SO once in a while, you get a good solid Scrote zit, and that blows. Nobody wants to know about it, either. Except that we all love to squirt ’em, it’s a moment of satisfaction akin to soaking the afflicted area with super hot water i the shower, and subsequently shooting ball zit pus all over the bathtub. No, not something I’m normally likely to share, but there it is. <\/p>\n

Update:<\/strong> On re-reading this I’m struck how much it sounds like a Paul Harvey piece. if Paul Harvey were a crude neanderthal. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Having spent some time in Dallas monday and tuesday, I am reminded what heat and humidity will do for you, when you’re a big fat bastard. Now, i sweat. A lot. I figure I have thre to five times as many sweat glands as the next person, based on skin acreage alone, but the worst […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1071"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}