{"id":1079,"date":"2006-10-20T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-20T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1079"},"modified":"2006-10-20T11:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-20T16:00:00","slug":"how-to-make-someones-life-a-living-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1079","title":{"rendered":"How to make someone&#8217;s life a living hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As they deal with the TSA.<\/p>\n<p>Take a piece of lead sheeting, the kind that is used to line gutters &#038;etc. Available at most hardware stores. <\/p>\n<p>Lay your favorite pistol on the lead sheeting (automatics usually work best)<\/p>\n<p>Trace outline of pistol onto sheet.<\/p>\n<p>Cut sheet with shears to the shape of the pistol<\/p>\n<p>Place thin lead silhouette in the cover of a book or between pages of a report in their laptop case<\/p>\n<p>Wait for them to try to get through TSA. <\/p>\n<p>Not that I would do this to someone. Nuh uh. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As they deal with the TSA. Take a piece of lead sheeting, the kind that is used to line gutters &#038;etc. Available at most hardware stores. Lay your favorite pistol on the lead sheeting (automatics usually work best) Trace outline of pistol onto sheet. Cut sheet with shears to the shape of the pistol Place [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1079"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}