{"id":1080,"date":"2006-10-22T08:19:48","date_gmt":"2006-10-22T13:19:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1080"},"modified":"2006-10-22T08:20:44","modified_gmt":"2006-10-22T13:20:44","slug":"public-service-announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1080","title":{"rendered":"Public Service announcement:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Having spent some time on the expressways in Chicago yesterday, I have to take this moment to put up a reminder to many of the fine drivers I saw on the road:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1081\" height=96 alt=cargas.jpg src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/cargas.thumbnail.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The pedal on the right is the accelerator. Some people call it the &#8220;gas&#8221; pedal. Please use it. <\/p>\n<p>If you are hispanic, the pedal may look like this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1082\" height=92 alt=mexigas.jpg src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/mexigas.thumbnail.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>THe &#8220;gas&#8221; pedal would be the one shaped like a big bare foot. You can see it through the tiny chrome chain steering wheel. <\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re a hippie, the front of your car looks a bit like this:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1083\" height=96 alt=hippiegas.jpg src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/hippiegas.thumbnail.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The gas pedal is the one the brick is on. Point your microbus down a flower covered hill, with a steep drop at the bottom, put it in gear, and put the brick (shown) on the accelerator. Then climb in the back, light up, and let the free lovin&#8217; begin!<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re a yuppie, and you drive a car with a stickshift,<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1084\" height=96 alt=clutchgas.jpg src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/clutchgas.thumbnail.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nthe gas pedal is the one on the far right, again, and it can also be necesary to push in on the pedal to the far left and change to a higher gear. <\/p>\n<p>Have a safe ride, and GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, YOU NIMRODS!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having spent some time on the expressways in Chicago yesterday, I have to take this moment to put up a reminder to many of the fine drivers I saw on the road: The pedal on the right is the accelerator. Some people call it the &#8220;gas&#8221; pedal. Please use it. If you are hispanic, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}