{"id":1107,"date":"2006-10-31T23:25:52","date_gmt":"2006-11-01T04:25:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1107"},"modified":"2006-10-31T23:25:52","modified_gmt":"2006-11-01T04:25:52","slug":"rinse-and-spit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1107","title":{"rendered":"Rinse, and spit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I never understood why they got rid of the spit tank at the dentist. It wasn&#8217;t as if they didn&#8217;t clean it, or something. Now they just have that damned gum-sucking thing. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, three days of rinsing the food particles out of the healing tooth socket has just become tedious. I have to keep doing it, because I don&#8217;t want to have my gum grow around some piece of old cabbage that then festers and turns into a huge pus filled gumboil that has to be lanced and the rot cut out, leaving me looking like david lee roth. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I never understood why they got rid of the spit tank at the dentist. It wasn&#8217;t as if they didn&#8217;t clean it, or something. Now they just have that damned gum-sucking thing. Anyway, three days of rinsing the food particles out of the healing tooth socket has just become tedious. I have to keep doing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}