{"id":1124,"date":"2006-11-06T23:57:32","date_gmt":"2006-11-07T04:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1124"},"modified":"2006-11-07T00:03:27","modified_gmt":"2006-11-07T05:03:27","slug":"unearned-trophy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1124","title":{"rendered":"Unearned trophy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tammi tells a <a href=\"http:\/\/tammisworld.mu.nu\/archives\/203976.php\">story<\/a> of a roadside deer encounter and a fish on a board. <\/p>\n<p>This brought some memories back, I have to tell you. <\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s 1998. I&#8217;m on my way to work, heading north on 394. I see a big champagne  colored Escalade.<\/p>\n<p>Escalade? pussy. Champagne? yuppie pussy.<\/p>\n<p>Anway, traffic is fairly heavy, not the least because of Escalade boy. As I approach, I realize that Escalade boy has pulled up to a deer alongside the road , and as the deer has a nice typical rack, is trying to save the head.<\/p>\n<p>So he&#8217;s using the one impliment he has to separate the head from the body.<\/p>\n<p>A tire iron. <\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s swinging away at the deer&#8217;s neck, trying to separate the head from the body, and his aim is bad, and he&#8217;s just turning the neck into hamburger.  He&#8217;s spraying blood and bone and fleckls of meat at the tan pants and white shirt he&#8217;s wearing, and he looks like an axe murderer fresh from a spree. I wonder if he&#8217;s going to go to work like this, and if he even knows what he looks like. He&#8217;s only focused on getting this rack. <\/p>\n<p>I drive past and see that the front end of the Escalade is untouched- being mostly plastic afore, they tend to self destruct on contact with woodland creatures. he didn&#8217;t even hit the deer himself.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, as anyone knows, Deer antlers are only valuable if you hunt them yourself, be that with a rifle, shotgun&#8230; or pickup truck. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tammi tells a story of a roadside deer encounter and a fish on a board. This brought some memories back, I have to tell you. it&#8217;s 1998. I&#8217;m on my way to work, heading north on 394. I see a big champagne colored Escalade. Escalade? pussy. Champagne? yuppie pussy. Anway, traffic is fairly heavy, not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1124"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}