{"id":1195,"date":"2006-12-14T21:26:21","date_gmt":"2006-12-15T02:26:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1195"},"modified":"2006-12-14T21:26:21","modified_gmt":"2006-12-15T02:26:21","slug":"too-bad-i-wasnt-hunting-turkeys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1195","title":{"rendered":"Too bad I wasn&#8217;t hunting turkeys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because I saw eleven of the damned things. I walked right into them, I could have kicked one. <\/p>\n<p>It is amazing to me, that as big as i am, I can still walk without making any noise at all. Helps that the grass was moist, the ground soft and the leaves waterlogged, but still: To walk into a flock of turkeys? Unheard of. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because I saw eleven of the damned things. I walked right into them, I could have kicked one. It is amazing to me, that as big as i am, I can still walk without making any noise at all. Helps that the grass was moist, the ground soft and the leaves waterlogged, but still: To [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1195"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}