Pulled into the McDonalds parking lot around eleven.
\nNow, I stay away from the Arches. Life is too short, I think, to eat crappy food, but once in a very great while, I’ll treat myself to a quarter pounder. About once every two months is usually enough, and then only if I KNOW the fries have JUST been dropped- cold fries make the whole meal inedible. <\/p>\n
SO i ordered the #3 meal, handed the girl my card, and the computers went down. <\/p>\n
“Sorry!” I said, I don’t have any cash”. <\/p>\n
“It’s already being made. Take it on us”. Now, that, as Jules said, was a tasty burger! but having gotten my free lunch (Yeah, I know, tanstaafl) I figure I’ve used up my luck for the day, and bigger’n shit, no deer accompanied me home. <\/p>\n
I did SEE a deer, and it was almost where I could shoot it! Damned thing stood there on the other side of a fence I can’t shoot across, and I waited and waited as it drew ever nearer, and then some fucktard in a car STOPPED AND WAVED AT THE DEER, which proceeded to head for the hills. <\/p>\n
Oh, well, that’s why they call it “hunting” and not “getting”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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