{"id":1198,"date":"2006-12-16T20:24:49","date_gmt":"2006-12-17T01:24:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1198"},"modified":"2006-12-16T20:24:49","modified_gmt":"2006-12-17T01:24:49","slug":"an-ode-to-the-deer-season-of-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1198","title":{"rendered":"An ode to the deer season of 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have been skunked inside and out<br \/>\nI have been skunked and it made me shout<\/p>\n<p>I have been skunked upon a hill<br \/>\nthe skunk, I think, is out there still<\/p>\n<p>I have been skunked beside my car<br \/>\nI hadn&#8217;t gotten very far<\/p>\n<p>the deer was standing in a road<br \/>\nand it got flattened like a toad<\/p>\n<p>before I had a chance to fire<br \/>\nhe met his end beneath a tire<\/p>\n<p>I wish I had a deer to eat<br \/>\nthey&#8217;re packed with loads of tasty meat<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve cleaned my rifle and put it away<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll shoot again another day<br \/>\nI have another chance, but then,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll probably get skunked again. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been skunked inside and out I have been skunked and it made me shout I have been skunked upon a hill the skunk, I think, is out there still I have been skunked beside my car I hadn&#8217;t gotten very far the deer was standing in a road and it got flattened like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1198"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}