{"id":1204,"date":"2006-12-19T19:50:55","date_gmt":"2006-12-20T00:50:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1204"},"modified":"2006-12-19T19:50:55","modified_gmt":"2006-12-20T00:50:55","slug":"stupid-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1204","title":{"rendered":"Stupid dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>last night i dreampt I was in my old neighborhood, where I grew up. I was housesitting for the folks across the street when a deer ran past my window, and I went out to see it, and it charged me. I grabbed it by the antlers at the last minute and drove it&#8217;s face into a porch railing, which knocked it out. I called DNR to see if I could keep it, and they said &#8220;you don&#8217;t have a porch license for deer&#8221; and gave me a $500 ticket. And confiscated my porch. Nice deer, too. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>last night i dreampt I was in my old neighborhood, where I grew up. I was housesitting for the folks across the street when a deer ran past my window, and I went out to see it, and it charged me. I grabbed it by the antlers at the last minute and drove it&#8217;s face [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}