{"id":1206,"date":"2006-12-19T20:22:17","date_gmt":"2006-12-20T01:22:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1206"},"modified":"2006-12-19T20:22:17","modified_gmt":"2006-12-20T01:22:17","slug":"near-fatal-crapblogging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1206","title":{"rendered":"near-fatal crapblogging"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today as I sat on the throne in the bathroom of the manufacturing facility where I&#8217;m working, i hear a fairly large crash, and a forklift tong enters the brick wall of the stall where I&#8217;m siting, thankfully several feet from me. I get to the paperwork fairly quickly, pull up the drawers and zip up, and step over the forklift to exit the stall. <\/p>\n<p>Outside, a gapers block has begun to form, and eventually the forklift is extracted from the wall. <\/p>\n<p>I can safely say, as a method of making you no longer interested in crapping, this is utterly effective. You couldn&#8217;t drive a sewing needle up my ass with a jackhammer. I&#8217;ll probably be shitting spaghetti for a month. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today as I sat on the throne in the bathroom of the manufacturing facility where I&#8217;m working, i hear a fairly large crash, and a forklift tong enters the brick wall of the stall where I&#8217;m siting, thankfully several feet from me. I get to the paperwork fairly quickly, pull up the drawers and zip [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1206"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}