{"id":1239,"date":"2007-01-01T13:35:57","date_gmt":"2007-01-01T18:35:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1239"},"modified":"2007-01-01T13:35:57","modified_gmt":"2007-01-01T18:35:57","slug":"alert-alive-and-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1239","title":{"rendered":"Alert, alive, and&#8230; alone."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>THe Ogwife was ill last night, the oglet watched a marathon of her favorite kids stories, I watched the Marx brother&#8217;s movies. At midnight we drank Sparkling Grape juice and went to bed, amid the sounds of slackjawed yokels incinerating their paychecks witht he help of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spencerlindsay.com\/blog\/usPhotoBlog_06.html\">Krazy Kaplan. <\/a><\/p>\n<p>This morning, i seem the only creature in my neighborhood to have been awake before noon, and certainly the only family not heavily hung over. I feel like dressing up, knocking on doors, and rousing every neighbor with a steaming plate of greasy fried eggs and a loud and hearty &#8220;Happy New Year&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>For all the times I&#8217;ve worked until outrageous hours and been woken from a sound sleep by a lawnmower, they deserve it&#8230;. but I&#8217;m not that mean. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THe Ogwife was ill last night, the oglet watched a marathon of her favorite kids stories, I watched the Marx brother&#8217;s movies. At midnight we drank Sparkling Grape juice and went to bed, amid the sounds of slackjawed yokels incinerating their paychecks witht he help of Krazy Kaplan. This morning, i seem the only creature [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}