{"id":1241,"date":"2007-01-01T20:44:08","date_gmt":"2007-01-02T01:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1241"},"modified":"2007-01-01T20:44:08","modified_gmt":"2007-01-02T01:44:08","slug":"flirting-with-disaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1241","title":{"rendered":"Flirting with Disaster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In some homes, the forgetting of an aniversary or a birthday can be a source of some serious trouble for the absent minded one. The day of my wedding was one of the worst of my adult life, and I wasted no effort to inform the Mrs of this fact; Even then, I was solely interested in the Marriage, and not the wedding. However, it was her wish, so we did as she wished, and part of the quid pro quo is I have no recollection of what day it occurred. Oh, sure, sometimes I dig up an old journal entry and it occurs to me, but for the most part, I have no idea.<\/p>\n<p>Flowers, etc. are also not part of the normal procedure here- I do send them sometimes, or bring them home, but it&#8217;s not a habit and not overdone. <\/p>\n<p>No, I&#8217;m not the &#8216;average guy&#8221; and if i were married to an &#8216;average&#8221; woman di suppose I&#8217;d be in a great deal of trouble because of it. <\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, there are things the Ogwife does that please me no end, and things I do to please her, and those things enrich our lives immeasurably, though they are incredibly simple and cost nothing.<\/p>\n<p>I have a lifelong habit of rising early BUT ONLY ON MY DAY OFF. One of the things I do for the Ogwife that (apparently) endears me to her, is I will get up and make her breakfast. Usually the daughter  is up and around,so I make sure she&#8217;s eaten, and I eat, and when I know the wife needs to be getting up, I fry up two eggs, over easy, with the whites cooked but the yolks soft, two slices of buttered white toast, four strips of crisp lean bacon, a cup of coffee with a generous splorp of vanilla cream, a bottle of water. THe daughter corrals the dog as I bring in breakfast and the wife enjoys her breakfast in peace, maybe watching some TV or just sitting in bed. <\/p>\n<p>This costs nothing, and yet if anyone has ever brought breakfast to you, you completely understand how wonderful this is. <\/p>\n<p>Try this: buy a dozen roses for $97, and take them home. The next weekend, make her breakfast in bed. See which one gets you more props. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In some homes, the forgetting of an aniversary or a birthday can be a source of some serious trouble for the absent minded one. The day of my wedding was one of the worst of my adult life, and I wasted no effort to inform the Mrs of this fact; Even then, I was solely [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}