{"id":1272,"date":"2007-01-14T08:00:17","date_gmt":"2007-01-14T13:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1272"},"modified":"2007-01-14T08:00:17","modified_gmt":"2007-01-14T13:00:17","slug":"need-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1272","title":{"rendered":"Need sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spent a couple hours last night reading &#8220;Marley and Me&#8221;. Before losing consciousness, that is. Got about halfway through, should finish the balance at lunchtime. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the idea of a dog named after Bob Marley must have gotten to me, because I dreampt all got-damned night. <\/p>\n<p>I dreampt I was an entrepreneur who opened the very first McDonalds in Jamaica. I got some tourist trade, and that was IT. I was about to go under, and Bob  Marley walked in. There was a field of jamaican stupidweed growing behind the building, so I started handing out rolling papers, Bob Marley sang in the parking lot, and everyone got high. Business boomed. I couldn&#8217;t keep hamburger in the place. Forget fries. By the end of the second week I was having to have the national guard airlift potatos in. <\/p>\n<p>The upshot is, I have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XGm9JWyS-nU\">this<\/a> jammed in my head. I&#8217;ll be humming it during mass. And I feel like I worked all night long and need to go back to bed. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spent a couple hours last night reading &#8220;Marley and Me&#8221;. Before losing consciousness, that is. Got about halfway through, should finish the balance at lunchtime. Anyway, the idea of a dog named after Bob Marley must have gotten to me, because I dreampt all got-damned night. I dreampt I was an entrepreneur who opened the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}