{"id":1276,"date":"2007-01-15T21:00:09","date_gmt":"2007-01-16T02:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1276"},"modified":"2007-01-15T21:00:09","modified_gmt":"2007-01-16T02:00:09","slug":"ok-mr-escalade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1276","title":{"rendered":"OK, Mr Escalade:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You found out that your $50k machine is not proof against the laws of physics. Mind getting it out of my way? Spinning all four tires at once still gets you nowhere. Fucktard.<\/p>\n<p>Shit, we couldn&#8217;t have had this snow during DEER SEASON? <\/p>\n<p>Assfnords. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You found out that your $50k machine is not proof against the laws of physics. Mind getting it out of my way? Spinning all four tires at once still gets you nowhere. Fucktard. Shit, we couldn&#8217;t have had this snow during DEER SEASON? Assfnords.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}