{"id":1285,"date":"2007-01-21T07:41:19","date_gmt":"2007-01-21T12:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1285"},"modified":"2007-01-21T07:41:19","modified_gmt":"2007-01-21T12:41:19","slug":"no-i-wont-be-watching-the-super-bowl-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1285","title":{"rendered":"No, I won&#8217;t be watching the super bowl today."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What? it&#8217;s not the super bowl? then what the fuck is all the excitement about?<\/p>\n<p>Christ, it&#8217;s a game. Wanna make me watch? Put a fucking sniper in the stands, and give him a pass on one spectator and one player each game. ThEN I&#8217;d watch the goddamned thing like a hawk. Trust me, there&#8217;s ALWAYS some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.enquirer.com\/editions\/2001\/11\/19\/loc_naked_fan_runs_onto.html\">fucktard<\/a> in the stands that could use a well-placed bullet, and when it comes to players making millions of dollars to play a game, well, I don&#8217;t need to say any more. <\/p>\n<p>I like hunting and fishing, and indy car racing. At least there&#8217;s usually death of some kind involved, and if something don&#8217;t die, it ain&#8217;t a sport. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What? it&#8217;s not the super bowl? then what the fuck is all the excitement about? Christ, it&#8217;s a game. Wanna make me watch? Put a fucking sniper in the stands, and give him a pass on one spectator and one player each game. ThEN I&#8217;d watch the goddamned thing like a hawk. Trust me, there&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}