{"id":133,"date":"2004-08-29T19:03:38","date_gmt":"2004-08-30T00:03:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=133"},"modified":"2004-08-29T19:03:38","modified_gmt":"2004-08-30T00:03:38","slug":"the-precocious-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=133","title":{"rendered":"The Precocious One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t blog much about the oglet. I figure she deserves the privacy. ( I have visions of natalie Lileks at 35 &#8220;YES! I WAS GNAT! YES, I DID SAY THAT WHEN I WAS 4!&#8221; then opening up with an ak-47)<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes though, she does some damnably blogworthy things; Last year or so she&#8217;s been checking out the Nick at Night fare, and it&#8217;s all comfort tv to me, as well as to her. &#8220;andy griffith&#8221;(she can hum the theme, not a good whistler yet) &#8220;Leave it to Beaver&#8221;  &amp;etc.<\/p>\n<p>Today I was listening to Teri O&#8217;Brien on WLS coming home from the range, and at the end of her show, Teri, always the lady, names all the people that help make her show tick.  I have listened so long I no longer pay attention, but the daughter was, she listened at Teri credited &#8220;yadda yadda produces the show, So-and-so does the traffic, whoosis screens my calls, &#8221; and the oglet pipes in with &#8220;And Jerry Mathers, as the Beaver&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I had to pull off the road.<\/p>\n<p>Now, &#8220;leave it to beaver&#8221; was funny enough under normal circumstances. Lately I have learned (by watching with the daughter) that the show is rife with possibly unintended inuendo. At least once, Barbara Billingsly says &#8220;Ward, don&#8217;t you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, when the daughter brought that one at me out of left field, I could only think: Yeah. She&#8217;s going to be a wiseass Just Like her Old Man. Sweet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t blog much about the oglet. I figure she deserves the privacy. ( I have visions of natalie Lileks at 35 &#8220;YES! I WAS GNAT! YES, I DID SAY THAT WHEN I WAS 4!&#8221; then opening up with an ak-47) Sometimes though, she does some damnably blogworthy things; Last year or so she&#8217;s been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}