{"id":1341,"date":"2007-02-22T22:19:45","date_gmt":"2007-02-23T03:19:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1341"},"modified":"2007-02-22T22:19:45","modified_gmt":"2007-02-23T03:19:45","slug":"weight-loss-and-wedgies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=1341","title":{"rendered":"Weight loss and wedgies."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Atkins takes weight off you pretty quickly. I&#8217;ve lost a few pounds, and I can tell, though I do not have a scale, because I&#8217;ve moved a notch up my belt. <\/p>\n<p>This has a couple of effects:<\/p>\n<p>1: the slightly looser pants are constantly riding, and<br \/>\n2: the riding action of the pants pulls down my underwear. <\/p>\n<p>Now, this is not nearly as painful as a wedgie, but it is damned sure uncomfortable. I am constantly hitching up my pants and each time they drop down again my underdrawers slide down a bit further, until they&#8217;re bunched up at my crotch. I can&#8217;t just drop trou, either. because all my stuff is hanging out. SO I have to find a bathroom, get into a stall, and practically disrobe so I can pull everything back up again and make it where it&#8217;s supposed to be.<\/p>\n<p>Washing the jeans will snug &#8217;em up, but still&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I  should invent underdrawer suspenders. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Atkins takes weight off you pretty quickly. I&#8217;ve lost a few pounds, and I can tell, though I do not have a scale, because I&#8217;ve moved a notch up my belt. This has a couple of effects: 1: the slightly looser pants are constantly riding, and 2: the riding action of the pants pulls down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}